The saying “a heart as big as Texas” meant NOTHING to me until I found out HOW FUCKING BIG TEXAS IS.
America how the fuck.
I once went to Italy for one meal.
I once went to Switzerland because I ran out of bread.
I once went to Luxembourg because I had to pee and that was the closest place with a bathroom. I WENT TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO PISS BECAUSE IT WAS CLOSER.
HOW DO AMERICANS EVEN GET SHIT DONE WHEN THEY ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.